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DJentropy Ovaert
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Posted - 2014.06.06 02:27:00 -
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oh no my catalyst that was being used in a suicide gank got... exploded!
*giggles as primary target burns*
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DJentropy Ovaert
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Posted - 2014.06.11 05:37:00 -
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DrysonBennington wrote:The end of CODE has finally come to an end.
The Scissors Attack Technique
Oh, Dryson.
One of these days you will grasp basic game mechanics and surprise us all.
From the looks of this, today is not that day. Also, would you like to scissor? <3
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DJentropy Ovaert
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Posted - 2014.06.12 00:06:00 -
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DrysonBennington wrote:Smart-Bomb Anti-CODE BS
This tactic might not work well on the gates but when CODE's warp out of station locations have been discovered and bookmarked you can simply sit a BS in each of the locations and wait for them to arrive.
THIS. DO THIS.
The priceless tears you will spew in local as you lose battleship after battleship due to your inability to grasp basic game mechanics will give CODE much to laugh about as we wait down timers.
DrysonBennington, keep this up and we may promote you to leader of our un-official fanboy club! It's a very serious internet spaceship based business. |

DJentropy Ovaert
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Posted - 2014.06.18 08:48:00 -
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Voyager Arran wrote:
If you want a laugh, go look up Dryson on EVE-Kill. This month is a page of whoring on Concord killmails (which he appears to be mightily smug about) while also managing to lose a Thorax and a 100 mil pod to CODE in the process.
He's just generally awful at EVE.
And you can't convince this type that anyone who has any experience with PVP looks at CONCORD killmails with some random dude doing 0-5% damage on them does not just sadly shake their heads.
But, I look at the "dryson" type as a bit of a win. Just think about it, following us around and failing to prevent ganks and leeching on CONCORD kills is probably his first experience with any type of emergent gameplay, and without us he would just be sitting AFK somewhere in a untanked mining barge pressing F1 once every hour or so.
:)
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DJentropy Ovaert
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Posted - 2014.06.19 00:31:00 -
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Paynus Maiassus wrote:
Has anyone tried this? Does it work?
tl;dr version of the answer to that question: NO, it does not work.
Taking advice from Dyrsonbenningon about game mechanics in EVE online is like taking advice from your kitten for how to build a space shuttle.
At best, Dryson will teach you how to appear on CONCORD killmails. If you have any sort of grip on reality, after a short period of time you will realize that your presence on the field is not actually affecting anything and the exact same battle will play out regardless if you were there or not, you will likely move on to doing something useful.
Or join us! We have lots of lol and much pew pew pew :) |

DJentropy Ovaert
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Posted - 2014.06.23 00:44:00 -
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Estella Osoka wrote:
Actually it will work to a certain degree. If the gankers have enough alpha to kill the target in one fleet volley, then the target will die before Concord can kill the gankers. If the gankers do not have enough to alpha in one volley, and have to fire more that 2-3 volleys; then Concord being on grid may counter the gank, as Concord will most likely be able to one shot the gankers. Not to mention Concord also jams, and Faction Police will also be on hand.
I'm going to have to disagree with you on this one.
Read over Dryson's proposal that we are discussing, the mighty "The Scissors Attack Technique" Now, stop laughing :) Anyway, check out the specifics of what he has titled as "The final tactic against CODE." which will result in the "beginning of a new era".
So, the final tactic consists of - "First create two alts from your primary." Sure. Ok, now we find the bumping ship that is keeping the freighter where we want it. Check! Ok, now one of those throw away alts shoots the bumping ship. This results in the alts rookie ship being lost, ONE spawn of concord being moved on grid, and that alt having a 15 min countdown during which time he no longer can have any meaningful effect on anything.
Now, at this point DrysonBennington starts to lose touch with reality. To quote:
"This will draw CONCORD to the exact location where the target is located. You will lose security status and a rookie ship in the process but getting the auto-pilots through the gates is more important. "
This makes zero sense and I don't understand how he thinks that doing a trivial amount of damage to the bumper and causing one CONCORD spawn to appear on grid is somehow going to.... prevent the bumper from keeping the freigher bumped?
But wait! The unstoppable "scissors attack technique" has a secret weapon! A SECOND ALT. According to Dryson, we can now use that second alt to cause a "fresh set" of concord to show up on grid! Right? No! Not even close :) There is already one CONCORD spawn on grid. That spawn will destroy the second alt, resulting in no change at all to the situation.
And then we have..
"Continue to employ this tactic for as long as the targeted ship remains on auto-pilot. If CODE decides to arrive and do any ganking then CONCORD will already be on the scene and CODE will not be able to gank their prize."
We've totally jumped off the reality bus now and are just lost in the vast wilderness of how game mechanics work in the mind of DrysonBenningon. You can continue to employ this tactic as long as you want - there is still ONE concord spawn on grid, and everytime one of these two magical alts shoots something on the same grid - that exact same concord spawn kills the alt. Additional spawns are not created.
So, we warp in to kill the freighter in a fleet of 10-30 ships depending on the targets fittings and what kind of ganking fleet comp we are running. Let's assume we use 20 catalyst players to attack our target.
All 20 cats drop on grid and open fire. Whoever was unlucky enough to fire FIRST will be destroyed by the SINGLE spawn of CONCORD after somewhere around 8 seconds. That unlucky agent will have time to fire 3-5 vollys depending on skills.
That leaves 19 cats on grid who have also starting shooting, and the moment they opened fire - if there is already other CONCORD spawns *anywhere* in the system, that spawn will jump to that player after the normal amount of time passes. Assuming this is 0.5 - we're talking a full 17-22 seconds before that player is locked down and destroyed. Repeat this for all 19 of the players. If there are not already 19 spawns of CONCORD somewhere in the system - then a "fresh" spawn will show up for some of the players. The "fresh" spawn is actually a little bit quicker then a spawn is already available in the system, and the result is about 5 seconds less time for that player. So 12-17 seconds or so.
tl;dr version - this technique in our imaginary 20 man catalyst fleet results in 1 of the 20 not doing the full amount of damage. This is why generally you use a bit more firepower then you actually need to make this a total non-issue.
Now, let's get creative and assume Dryson gets 10 other people to imagine he knows what he is talking about. So all ten of them warp to the bumper and fire - now we have TEN spawns on concord right on the gate, which will cut out DPS by a bunch - but that's where basic strategy comes into play! We have a few simple choices at this point that negate this, I'll give you the super obvious ones and leave some of them to your imagination or google use to figure out.
1) Bumper counts ten concord spawns @ gate. Ten of us undock in rookie ships and warp to the POCO that is closest to the gate and all shoot it at the same time. All ten spawns move to the poco. Gate is clear. Gank fleet warps in.
2) Bumper bumps the freighter over 150km away from all concord spawns. If concord is more then 150km away from you when you go criminal, they might as well 100au away. You get the full timer.
But wait! What if after we pull concord away from the gate the might scissors technique players all undock their second alts and go shoot the bumper again?
I'm not going to go any further with this except to assure you that with some creative thinking and understanding of how CONCORD moves and how Criminal timers work - and perhaps some support from a rather large and specific ship type - this is just trivial.
End result of the "Scissors Technique" = worthless. Based on someone's incomplete understanding of the involved mechanics and of no value against a experienced gank fleet. At best - it would present a minor annoyance that may result int the target being destroyed 2 or 3 mins later then it would have without the "Scissiors Technique".
Unlike DrysonBennington - this analysis is based on actual proven experience. :-) |

DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2014.06.26 12:29:00 -
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DrysonBennington wrote:Come on Bossy CODE. move along into the feeding stalls.
Just like cattle.
CODE. knows it will never be able to leave Aufay for better grazing pastures as CODE. is too lazy to go any further than a few AU from the barn.
James315 has left his herd behind and no longer cares for them...otherwise he would herd them in his home region.
Untended cattle become the property of whom ever rounds them up and is able to keep them penned up so they don't damage the rest of the grazing fields.
Since Bossy CODE. is Aufay now we should divide the herd up and manage them and send them into low sector to find new grazing fields there to bring their new ranchers wealth and new calf's to train and then put into the fields.
Let's see we have BOSSY ANGUS BEEF CODE. and BOSSY HOLSTEIN MILK MAKER CODE....nice utters....how much beef and milk can BOSSY CODE. make for their new ranchers?
Wow.
I am just stunned to to end. I offer a detailed guide to his "technique" and explain using multiple examples and easy to understand explanations of game mechanics, and the response is...... well, this.
Though, we must remember this is from the same man who had to be educated at great length over a period of days that his other strategy of purchasing ESS (Encounter Surveillance System) units and deploying them at high-sec gates was the best idea - due to his crew being able to collect larger bounties by scratching our paint in the time it takes concord to kill us. Dryson is cursed with a very strong desire to take a very active role in leadership of..... something..... and he will not allow his refusal to even learn the most basic in game mechanics to stand in his way.
No, i'm not kidding. And read it out loud, it's funnier when you say it more then once. Trust me. |

DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2014.06.29 22:35:00 -
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DrysonBennington wrote:It should be known to all of New Eden that any and all High Sector Gankers even those who say that they gank solo are considered to be part of the CODE. Alliance without regards to their independent nature.
I have no idea what you were even trying to say here. So all solo gankers are CODE. alliance members? Read what you said out loud and give it another shot for us, please.
DrysonBennington wrote: I hope CODE enters into the Tournaments so we can all laugh at their brilliant display of Blob Warfare.
Umm, the alliances in the upcoming AT have already been announced, CODE. alliance is part of it, and you should look over the rules - it's hard to engage in "Blob Warfare" when you have a system of teams that are matched pretty darn evenly by a very specific set of rules :)
DrysonBennington wrote: Taking control of the chaos is the goal of the High Protectorate Ranger so that the chaos will be extinguished before the eyes of those ganked and the real serenity of peace restored instead of falsely created chaos and hope that is created by the chaotic only to better their own laziness.
100million ISK to the first person to diagram this sentence. For real. Provide a screencap of a proper sentence diagram to be considered. |

DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2014.06.29 22:45:00 -
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Scrimtar wrote:DrysonBennington wrote:Rather to be long winded and full of life than small minded and full of scrim. Wut ? .
rofl I just shot coffee out of my nose, how did I miss that one?
"Full of scrim" = what does that even MEAN, damn it?
Dryson, please get back here and post moar, ok? |

DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2014.07.01 02:24:00 -
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Scrimtar wrote:DJentropy Ovaert wrote:Scrimtar wrote:DrysonBennington wrote:Rather to be long u and full of life than small minded and full of scrim. Wut ? . rofl I just shot coffee out of my nose, how did I miss that one? "Full of scrim" = what does that even MEAN, damn it? Dryson, please get back here and post moar, ok? I was reading all this with my main i saw this and couldn't resist so logged in my alt. XD
FULL OF SCRIM
FULL OF SCRIM
I see what you did there.
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DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2014.07.04 10:55:00 -
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DrysonBennington wrote:It has come to the attention of those resisting the CODE. Alliances delusional attacks in High Sector that they are in fact part of Goonswarms attempt to force High Sector players into a state of compliance with the will of Goonswarm in order for Goonswarm to have more of a presence in High Sector so they can reign supreme in Null space.
The connection between CODE and Goons can be proven as I have a kill mail on one of their advisors they sent in with a blob recently which was most likely meant as a training exercise to indoctrinate the Goon into the tactics used by CODE that the same tactics could be used by Goon elsewhere
It is rather apparent that if Goonswarm is supplying CODE with ISK to conduct their ganks that many new High Sector gankers will be joining CODE in its rampage across New Eden.
CODE. has become more than a nuisance and is now considered the Scourge of High Sector.
It is therefore necessary that all Alliances, Corporations and Independents against Goonswarm to engage in acts of hostility against CODE. Alliance in order to ensure that Goonswarm does not conquer High Sector for its Low and Null Space Empirical designs.
Perhaps employing the unstoppable "scissors attack technique" will result in the destruction of the New Order and the CFC?
Grrrr Goons
Grrrr New Order
If all of the Grrrr and even the legendary "scissors attack technique" fails, perhaps you could fall back on your earlier plan to deploy ESS units in high-sec to.... get more bounty when you do 1% damage on a Catalyst that is being concordokken? That plan was solid, even if the whole "game mechanics" thing and "reading" thing says otherwise.
If even that fails, I think faction fit marauders with smartbombs might be called for. That'll show em, Dryson!  |

DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2014.07.05 03:01:00 -
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DrysonBennington wrote:The newest Anti-CODE message from JTClone Ares. https://soundcloud.com/mavericks4562514543/e-dayA source of messaging that CODE does not have nor used and since an Anti-CODE Ganker got to it first then the advantage will always be ours in the propaganda war.
Bah!
You think the New Order does not know top-secret JTclone style? You think we cannot defeat the mighty DrysonBennington "Scissor Technique"??? Bro, do you even propaganda war?
https://soundcloud.com/mr_seans/codes-e-day-salute-to-jtclone-ares
/me drops the mic and heads to the bar. |

DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2014.07.05 06:32:00 -
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Tengu Grib wrote:Now that was a successful motivation speech. Makes me want to get my gank on. Excellent work DJ, top notch quality.
Thank you so much!
What is the most epic LOL, in my opinion, is Dryson's claim that his or JT's content will ensure they always have the edge in the propaganda war.
Dryson's "propaganda" consists of a bunch of insane strategies posted on the forums that are based on a game that only exists in his mind, and while I admire JTclone's effort to create content - and I mean this will all due respect - he's going to need to wake up pretty early in the morning and put a lot more effort into content if he wants to get on my level. :-) |

DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2014.07.05 08:06:00 -
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Tengu Grib wrote:DrysonBennington wrote:The newest Anti-CODE message from JTClone Ares. https://soundcloud.com/mavericks4562514543/e-dayA source of messaging that CODE does not have nor used and since an Anti-CODE Ganker got to it first then the advantage will always be ours in the propaganda war. He just makes himself sound like an idiot. He uses big words but screws up simple grammar. He's not motivational, he's just silly. At least this time he tried putting some emotion into it, was still weak though.
Yup. However - give him time. He's learning. And unlike DrysonBennington - he's really putting effort into it, even if the product is still a touch sub-par. And, I have to say again - before I even posted my "remix" anywhere - I made sure to let him know what I was up to and provided him with an advance copy - his reaction was a totally classy LOL and a long conversation about microphone setup, use of audio filters, mastering, and pretty much audio engineering 101. I have respect for the guy, and I am sure his quality will improve.
In the meantime, can we please get a new mastermind strategy or amazing fit from DrysonBennington? My LMAO bucket is running a little bit low. Deploying ESS in high-sec for "extra bounty" kept me pretty happy for at least a few weeks, but I think it's time to refuel.
Dryson, what you got cooking? Share a new technique that makes the unstoppable "Scissors Technique" seem outdated. Explain the various stages of your CODE WARNING ALERT system (I've seen you issue a CODE 4 STAGE RED warning to local, but I am left wondering what code 1-3 is, and what the other colors in the spectrum respresent? For example, what is a CODE 2 STAGE PURPLE warning?) ... Suggest that freighters stop their madness and only haul in cargo expanded marauders.... Give us moar potential fits for your Tech II Noctis with high-sec belt ratting as it's primary role.... GIVE US MORE! The people have spoken! WE NEED MOAR! |

DJentropy Ovaert
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Posted - 2014.08.20 05:04:00 -
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DrysonBennington wrote:According to scuttlebutt Loyalonon has quit CODE.
So Loyal has quit CODE then? I would expect the rest of CODE to do so likewise. Each CODE member will become part of a new corporation where the fledgling corp or alliance will engage in ganking across a much wider area within the Universe. Why would this tactic work? Because CODE was humiliated in the Tournament, yes but now they have even more opportunity to be taken in by Fan Boy Corporations that like CODE. Once the Fan Boys take in the CODE dissidents I would expect that each CODE dissident would Awox the alliance and take with them those most loyal to CODE's cause and then rejoin into a much larger and more deadly CODE. Alliance.
Confirming that Loyalanon, myself, and every other member of the CODE. alliance has either quit or is in the process of quitting due to not beable to handle DrysonBennington's sadness about how hard we won in the Alliance Tournment.
Please, tell us more. Scissor me timbers! |

DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2014.08.21 10:27:00 -
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Anal Canal wrote: From my understanding yes. CONCORD is meant to be a presence of retribution and prevention, not protection. From what I understand that it is against game mechanics to have a throwaway alt 'attack' causing CONCORD to spawn that can no be pulled away. Hence acting as an NPC police force. Again this is from my understanding of previous posts about this circumstance, but I am no expert regarding this. (Unless CCP will allow me to be one! Lulz)
Mostly correct, but from what I understand (I'm searching for the "official" CCP response to this, I know it's around somewhere) - the issue is "recycling" alts in order to cause CONCORD to act as a defensive force. For example, creating an alt, using it to cause a CONCORD spawn to move to a specific location, and then once the security status on this alt grows too low for the player in question to want to use it anymore - biomassing it and creating another, and then repeating the process. This is against the rules. As far as I know, spawning CONCORD to try to use them as a defensive force as long as you are NOT recycling alts for this very purpose is totally fine.
On a related note: Anti-gankers and GRRRRR Code types - please focus all your efforts on this strategy. I promise you there are not many ways to counter it, and that it is very effective in denying us kills :-) |

DJentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2014.08.21 10:34:00 -
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Tengu Grib wrote:
I'm becoming more and more convinced that Dryson is actually just a troll. He is likely an alt of Loyalanon trying to generate forum content. If this is the truth it is working and is awesome. If it is not then Dryson is surely mad, and not the angry kind.
Edit: typing on phone = fail
Without going into very specific details (though they would be funny) - I can tell you that Dryson is actually serious and not simply a New Order troll trying to generate content.
For a fun example: internal communications from "secret" anti-ganking groups pledging their financial / material support on the sole condition that Dryson is never allowed to FC, lead, or in any way be promoted to any type of leadership role.
For a more fun example: Fun loving EVE players who LOVE to PVP against code and enjoy a "GF" with us, and don't get all weird and personal about spaceship pew pew pew literally begging me on voice comms to just "Please, please, figure out a way to recruit Dryson and get him to leave our groups - we are worried he has literally lost his mind and his forum posts sure do not help"
So, yeah, Dryson is that magical combo. Totally serious and totally ineffective with VERY strong opinions and no sense of fun. Never a LOL, never a "GF" in local - just sadness, hurt feelings, rage and clever ideas such as the tech 2 Noctis for "high-sec belt ratting", the mighty "Scissoring Technique", and my personal favorite: the demand that CCP buff freighters right now due to his spaceship lawyer skills :P |

DJentropy Ovaert
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Posted - 2014.08.21 11:43:00 -
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Rabe Raptor wrote:
Dryson is my favorite Eve player. He makes me really happy.
My day always gets a little brighter the second I see a new post or reply from him anywhere. I always leave with a smile on my face and that wonderful feeling that only comes from enjoying a good bout of laughter! :)
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